Ecma International Puns

Hello everyone. Today I was trying to clearify a definition problem by refering to ES6 official specs at its official site. But the ECMA International website seems experiencing downtime. It says

> This Account has been suspended. > Contact your hosting provider for more information.

Anyone knows what's happening here?

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Javascript, is in fact, ECMAScript, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ECMA's script. Javascript is not a programming language unto itself, but rather one of the various implementations of ECMAScript, providing a runtime environment for ECMAScript specification in the web browser.

Many browsers run a modified version of ECMAScript every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ECMAScript which is widely used today is often called "Javascript", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically ECMAScript, standardized by ECMA International.

There really is a Javascript, and these people are using it, but it is just an implementation of the programming language they use. Javascript is the runtime: the implementation of a programming language which runs the provided code. The runtime is an essential part of the modern web browser, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of the Document Object Model. Javascript is regularly the default implementation of ECMAScript. All the so-called "Javascript" runtimes are simply implementations of ECMAScript.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved