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Jailbird Puns

A list of puns related to "Jailbird"

You Don't Wanna Be a Jailbird, Do Ya? imgur.com/gallery/0YCli8a
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👤︎ u/timmy6169
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme

Courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut in Jailbird pg 184

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👤︎ u/Officer-Gobbler
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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I had to quit teaching inmates to sing.

Those jailbirds were always behind a few bars.

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👤︎ u/Socratio
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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