Item Number Puns

A list of puns related to "Item Number"

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👤︎ u/myredditisbroken
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Asking my daughter some Brainquest (kids trivia) questions: Is a pair of socks an even or odd number?

Her response: Even. But they smell odd.

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👤︎ u/martyz
📅︎ Apr 17 2016
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Dadjoked the nurse during the ultrasound this morning

My wife is 8 weeks pregnant with our first (twins, actually). Today we had an ultrasound to check on them before my wife is officially transferred from the fertility specialist to her OB/GYN.

Nurse: Both heartbeats are a healthy 144.

Me: Gross.

Nurse: What?.... Oh. (nervous laugh)

Wife: (facepalm)

Me: (ear-to-ear grin)

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👤︎ u/terminalmage
📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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My dad said he got me icecream...

He handed me this bowl of ice-cream and it ended up being hardened "Great Stuff" insulation foam covered in chocolate.

Typical Dad prank....

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👤︎ u/yetti35
📅︎ Jun 29 2014
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Telemarketer calls...

Phone rings and dad sees its and 800 number. Always answers and let's the telemarketer tell his whole spiel. Telemarketer: "would you be interested in purchasing this item?" dad: "hold on please let me go ask my goat"

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👤︎ u/wbro322
📅︎ Sep 24 2013
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