It hasn’t come out yet, but it looks like crap.
And my dad answered, "for showing his bear ass"
but now he is going to Dolittle
Note: RDJ Dolittle movie trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEf412bSPLs
Sitting in the cinema when the trailers end and the light comes up for a minute before the real movie starts.
Dad: "Well, well what a nice movie, wasn't it? A little short but still..." pretends to stand up and leave
On rare occasions I have seen two dads do the pretending to leave thing at the same fucking time. It's like the universal dadjoke one has to perform at least once before entering the magic league of joking dads.
Dad and I went to the movies are a few years ago to see the second Lord Of The Rings movie and we found ourselves sitting a row in front of the catholic priest, Father John, who married dad and my step mother. We were in a small rural town so they started chatting about local sport and affairs and so on.
The trailers start and they kept talking quietly. Suddenly, a preview for "The Passion Of The Christ" comes on. Afterwards dad says
"Oh, that looks like one for you, Father"
Father John looks a little unsure
"Yeah, well, I've already read the book..."
Watching the new Liam Neeson trailer with my dad.
Me: I love Liam Neeson, but I feel like all his movies are turning into him saying threatening things into the phone.
Dad: Yeah, he should say other things like: "Is your refrigerator running? Because I'm coming to stop it!"
Earlier my family was having a conversation about all the movies based on comic books that have been coming out. Later we were watching tv when a trailer for Exodus came on and this exchange happened.
Sister, "See it's not all comic book movies, some are based on the bible too."
Dad chimes in, "The world's first comic book."
My family are all big fans of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, so when a trailer for The Lego Movie came on, we all paid close attention, because Charlie Day from the show has a role in it.
My dad, who was in the other room, came in and asked what we were talking about.
"The Lego Movie. A trailer just came on for it."
"Oh, I've heard great things about that I think it's going to be big."
"You think so?"
"Yeah, a real blockbuster."
