It has poor execution .
BYE-SIS!
They're calling it the Quranavirus
Now all Iβm China do is to survive
waswas
Iran
They call it zinfidel
She was the bomb...
With a terror-wristwatch
The execution
WASWAS.
Yβall Qaeda.
Needless to say, Iran.
Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?
Me: :-/
Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.
A terrorist cell
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
They used Camelflage
The ISIS melting.
They both have Kurds in their way
Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony
A terrorbyte
... but ISIS
ISIS NOT
...to become WASWAS
but jihad a dick :(
A Cr-ISIS
My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.
Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."
Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"
Grandpa: "Where?"
Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."
Eyerolls and groans everywhere.
Tarragon!
... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:
"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."
Brother: It's a terror organa-
Me: No Isis cold!
I hear those can make some people blow up.
It's a no fly zone
I was at an Arabic-themed pop-up bar with some friends last weekend, where all the drinks were named for places and things relating to the Arab world, etc. Everyone's favorite drink was a punch called "Fuck ISIS" (which was delicious), and I said "Wow, a punch named for a current event... I guess one could call it... topical punch."
Ba-dum psh.
Because the Isis melting.
"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.
Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"
Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."
Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."
