What do you call your sister who joins ISIS?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Did you hear ISIS is adapting Covid-19 into a bio-weapon?!
They're calling it the Quranavirus
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I was captured by ISIS after Iran away
Now all Iβm China do is to survive
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︎ Apr 11 2019
What would isis be called if it got dealt with
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Do you wanna know how I escaped ISIS?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
ISIS? More like WASWAS
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Isis has started making wine
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I once dated a girl in ISIS,
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︎ Feb 14 2019
How does an ISIS member tell time?
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︎ May 31 2019
What do you call the ISIS when they're defeated?
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︎ May 09 2019
What do you call a red neck who works for ISIS?
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︎ Apr 01 2019
What's the best part about ISIS joke?
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︎ Jul 23 2018
I was recently chased by ISIS when i went to the Middle East
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︎ May 18 2019
Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you call an Isis phone?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
So if ISIS gets destroyed, are we going to call it WASWAS?
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︎ Nov 19 2015
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
While discussing Jordan conducting air strikes on ISIS
Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?
Me: :-/
Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.
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︎ Feb 08 2015
When we get rid of ISIS theyβll be WASWAS
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︎ Jun 08 2018
Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
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︎ Apr 26 2018
Why were the ISIS members so hard to find?
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︎ Oct 16 2018
What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way
Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony
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︎ Sep 13 2017
Snow isnβt a problem in Muslim countries...
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︎ Sep 06 2019
How much data does ISIS have?
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︎ Mar 15 2015
Everyone is talking about how ISIS is causing so much trouble in the Middle East, but what they're forgetting is that ISIS just frozen water
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︎ Sep 24 2014
once ISIS gets uprooted and dispersed, they will change their name to ISISN'T
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︎ Jul 23 2015
I can't wait for ISIS...
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︎ Feb 15 2017
What do you call it when ISIS caused global panic?
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︎ Apr 20 2016
I dated a girl in ISIS
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︎ Feb 10 2016
Talking about ISIS with my dad
My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.
Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."
Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"
Grandpa: "Where?"
Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."
Eyerolls and groans everywhere.
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︎ Mar 24 2015
What herb can be used to defeat ISIS?
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︎ Apr 28 2017
The reason why ISIS is so hard to defeat is because of their anarchistic nature: there literally is no precedent
Precedent -> President -> Anarchy
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︎ Nov 23 2015
Sitting around the parents' dinner table discussing ISIS ...
... and we came around to how dangerous
it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:
"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."
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︎ Feb 28 2015
What's Isis?
Brother: It's a terror organa-
Me: No Isis cold!
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︎ Mar 19 2015
I would tell a terrorist joke but...
I hear those can make some people blow up.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
Why does no one have zippers on their pants in Syria?
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︎ Nov 26 2017
I have officially become my father with this dadjoke (I'm a girl).
I was at an Arabic-themed pop-up bar with some friends last weekend, where all the drinks were named for places and things relating to the Arab world, etc. Everyone's favorite drink was a punch called "Fuck ISIS" (which was delicious), and I said "Wow, a punch named for a current event... I guess one could call it... topical punch."
Ba-dum psh.
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︎ Oct 19 2014
A recent study shows that global warming reduces terrorism.
Because the Isis melting.
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︎ Sep 30 2018
"Did you hear the Islamic Militants are trying to infiltrate Rome?"
"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.
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︎ Sep 09 2014
Discussed the Orlando terror shootings in 2016, with my dad.
Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"
Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."
Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."
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