A list of puns related to "Ios 5"
Because it's the most punderful time of the year!
Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf
... so they can beat the crowds!
Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, youβre standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, sheβs giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
He wrote me an IO eau.
Doctor: then donβt go to those places
My sister is watching this show called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" and I just overheard her reference a joke they made.
It went something like this:
"I thought you were in Iowa"
"Iowas, but now I'm back"
I want to watch this show.
In Io-Wah
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc5GCRPiUXFzxgaJi5xIoDxiJ6LOJOvcyJ3bWXxXgJBWsWCOw/viewform?usp=sf_link
Greeting punny people, I require your services to name an upcoming show on my YouTube channel.
The show will be about my first impressions on indie games that have been provided to me by developers. I need a humorous name that includes the word "indie" somehow.
Example: I have another show where I cover games over on Itch.io that I call "Scratching The Itch.io".
Thou shalt be credited for the name during the first episode.
Car-patch-io
A piss-stache-io.
https://us-east-1.tchyn.io/snopes-production/uploads/2016/01/abandoned-sub.jpg
It's called Punfound, on android and ios. Check it out!
Bro: I don't know why they call it the stare-io, I always just listen to it.
Me: audible groan
We will never know!
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ap9gqf/i_have_a_phd_in_procrastin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
But really, the truth is that itβs all in the delivery.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/c1exo1/technically_keanu_reeves_was_correct_we_all_are/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
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