A list of puns related to "Ios"
But I donβt want to count my pumpkins before they patch.
Itβs Siri S. Lee. Seriously.
My thoughts are with his family.
I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
IO IO U.
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
https://imgshare.io/images/2021/03/26/8AC502A7-A271-4105-A89D-2D2085A7D757.jpg
A pic for anyone who wants to see it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lum6ev/so_if_this_is_broken_would_it_now_be_a_cant_opener/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I donβt know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I donβt mind withdrawing the post. Hereβs the link:
https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/
Toot-in-common.
Itβs a wife or deaf situation
Credit for idea: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/l5550w/my_girlfriend_says_if_we_dont_get_married_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
... so they can beat the crowds!
Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)
Because it's the most punderful time of the year!
Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf
It's always bringing everyone down
It was in tents.
Isle weight.
For His-panic attacks.
Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself. The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:
"Just looking around..."
A poultry-geist
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, youβre standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, sheβs giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
...does that make you an iWitness?
Just remove the handle
Lovely bloke, but a terrible bank manager
Brochure.
http://i.imgur.com/kekwP1L.jpg
Because their head is really far away.
IO IO U.
We will never know!
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ap9gqf/i_have_a_phd_in_procrastin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
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