How does an Italian Terminator say goodbye?
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What do you call a missing Terminator actor?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What would the terminator be called after his retirement?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
How do you catch a flying Terminator?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you get when you cross a chicken with The Terminator?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they donβt have to be put down.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?
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︎ May 09 2020
I asked the guy in the store where is the terminator dvd ...
He responded, βAisle B, Backβ
Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you ππΎ anonymous Redditor!
Edit2: my wife doesnβt use reddit. Sheβs thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (βwhatever those areβ). Happy Fatherβs!
Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift π
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︎ Jun 16 2019
What are terminators called when they retire?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My company has a team of 5 people to tell someone they've been terminated...
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︎ May 14 2020
Why did the terminator kill people even after retirement?
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︎ Feb 21 2020
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
I caught the flu at an airport once.
It was a terminal illness.
(Special thanks to my dog's friend's dad for this one)
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
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︎ Feb 07 2020
βͺWhy is The Terminator bullet proof?β¬
βͺBecause heβs Armored Schwarzeneggerβ¬
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?
Doc says itβs terminal.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What did the Terminator say to Mozart?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?
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︎ Oct 25 2019
I was talking to my girlfriend only to hear that she had never seen the Terminator.
Now they call me the ex-terminator.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Why do you have to be careful when itβs raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you donβt step in a poodle.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Whatβs the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
Oneβs a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Jul 24 2019
After Arnie's last Terminator film, he became even more lethal
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
I told my parents I had a terminal illness and they freaked out.
Since when is getting a headache at the airport such a big deal?
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︎ Oct 23 2019
I went to the doctor because I can't stop saying airplane jokes
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What terminal illness can you get from ear rape
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︎ Feb 22 2019
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
I think it may be terminal
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Iβve got this awful disease where I canβt stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says itβs terminal
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Where did the terminator find toilet paper?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Where did the terminator find toilet paper?
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︎ May 12 2020
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it terminal
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What does an Italian terminator say
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︎ Jan 14 2019
I have this awful disease where I canβt stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says itβs terminal.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
my doctor says it's terminal
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︎ Aug 28 2020
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