My friend is inventing breakthrough upholstery fabric that can self-mend rips and tears. When I asked how he's progressing, he replied....
I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends.
But I didn't see the point.
I beat my rivals by inventing the world's first book made from onion skin.
Isn’t it odd that Australians are proud of inventing pavlova?
They usually boo meringue.
Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.
It's an new Al-Gore-rithm
My coworker spent his life savings inventing a Tootherang, it's a boomerang combined with dentures.
I hope it doesn't come back to bite him.
My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house.
What did God make after inventing the river?
At Thanksgiving dinner with 8 kids under the age of 7, I made a joke about inventing a reverse hearing aid that tunes out children decibels.
The man who invented velcro died today :(
I invented a new word today:
To the guy that invented zero
What happened to the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
I had a dream that I invented a new color
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
I visited the birth place of the guy who invented the toothbrush.
The invention of the wheel was no big deal.
It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.
To the man who invented 0
Harley-Davidson has invented a flying motorcycle.
The old bikes will henceforth be known as ground Hogs.
The guy who invented the Hokey Pokey died last week.
Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize!
The one who invented the 'Knock Knock' jokes........
Definitely deserves a 'No Bell' prize!!
It's the story of a father that invented a machine.
He shows it to his son, all proud, and says : "You see, son, when you put a donkey in this end of the machine, a sausage will automatically come out."
The son, very confused, asks : "But dad, is there a way to do the opposite, insert a sausage and a donkey comes out?"
The father proudly answers : "Yes son, your mom."
Before crowbars were invented...
Most crows drank at home by themselves.
To the man who invented the door knocker
I hope you win a Nobel prize
What invention allows us to see through walls?
The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a “teethbrush”
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
My Grandmother invented Nair...
Shoutout to the individual who invented orthotics!
If it were up to me, you’d be a shoo-in for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Which knight invented the round table?
The man who invented autocorrect has died
I tried to invent an indestructible piece of paper. It didn't go well...
The person who invented Russian roulette
Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
Should get a 'No-bel' prize
What was the world’s first groundbreaking invention?
I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent....
It goes without saying...
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
Before crowbars were invented
^(most crows drank at home by themselves.)
What did the guy who invented knock knock jokes get?
To the guy who invented the number zero:
The guy who invented Velcro died this morning
Before crowbars were invented...
...most crows drank at home by themselves.
Who ever invented "Knock - Knock" jokes.
Should get a No-Bell prize.
😅🤣😎✌.
What did they say to the guy they invented the number 0?
My Grandmother invented Nair...
Before they invented crowbars
Most crows just drank at home
Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock knock joke?
He just won the NOBELL prize
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