How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself: "Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second man on the moon."
Did you know a hamburger always introduces his wife?
How a person who never says no introduces himself/herself?
What did The Ghost say when he introduces significant other to his parents?
My dad always introduces my mom as
His “first wife”
(They’ve been married 43 years)
McDonald's new ad introduces the Hamburglar's female counterpart, the Cheeseburglar...
Introduced my girlfriend to the family over the weekend, everyone was shocked...
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you... Conjoined Twix
What did the hamburger say to introduce his girlfriend, to his parents???
Mum, Dad.... Meat Patty....
College football is introducing the Rosary Bowl
Every play is a Hail Mary
Cows can get pretty nasty, so farmers often introduce a couple of calmer cows that keep the conversation civil
These ones are called mooderators.
How did the Japanese condiment bottle introduce itself to the Mexican condiment bottle?
Introducing girlfriend to my family
Me: This is my girlfriend Kate
Kate: Hi
Wife: what the fu#k
Part 2 of introducing my friends to each other
My daughter introduced me to her boyfriend today. She said he’s such a handsome doctor; as soon as you see him you’ll eat your heart out.
How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
Victoria's Secret has just introduced the "Sheep Dog Bra"...
It rounds them up, and points them in the right direction.
I'd like to introduce our two new plastic clothing models
Let me introduce myself
Today I am Have. My wife told me that I better be Have today, or Else. I chose Have.
"Son, I'm going to introduce you to my friend, but don't act surprised when you meet him, ok? He doesn't have any shins." Hesitantly, my son replied, "Sure dad. What's his name?" I smiled and said...
What did the news anchor say when he introduced the Canadian prime minister?
I introduced my non-imaginary apiarist girlfriend to my mother yesterday.
My mother said she thinks she's a real keeper.
I was just introduced to a new vegetable themed female rapper
Her name is
Nicki Spinaj
I’ll see myself out
A few months ago, a couple of "Hamilton" fans are trying to enter the space where Stephen King wrote his novel that introduced Pennywise.
Apparently, they want to be in the room where "It" happened
I was out with my young son and ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in years. “This is Sam,” I said, introducing him. “And what’s Sam short for?” He asked.
“Because he’s only 3,” i responded.
My son introduced us to his new footballer girlfriend…
How does a prostitute from the Pacific NW introduce herself?
What do you call a new butcher being introduced to his colleagues?
The boss asked Me to start the presentation with a joke.
I shared my paycheck as the first slide
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Why does it matter? they aren’t coming anyways.
Are you ok?
- I'm fine thanks!
- Hello Fine, I'm Daddy, nice to meet you.
Today my almost 3yo toddler fell down and I dropped this joke on her... She stared at me and starting laughing and so did I, meanwhile my wife gave us both the perfect eye roll and that's when my kid and I JUST LOST IT!!!
I now feel like a proper dad, having completed my first proper dad joke.
Introducing my daughter to a co-worker
Me: This is my daughter, Beth
Co-worker: And what’s Beth short for?
Me: Because she’s only 3
The circumstances surrounding Eminem’s weight loss are highly suspect…
I tried to introduce my fiance to my grandmother, she said
Hi i would lile to introduce myself
I am Chris P and i am a chicken tender
Dear World, allow me to introduce you to Michelangelo. He’s a Treenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
How does a burger introduce his wife?
How does the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
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