Interior Designers Puns

A list of puns related to "Interior Designers"

I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room

She said “Adele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”

She said Adele replied “No! I want to play Halo from the other side”

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👤︎ u/Folically-endowed
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What does a depressed interior designer say when he messed up his work?

I hate myshelf.

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👤︎ u/FarinaIsInSpace
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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We got an interior designer off of craigslist, we were skeptical of the outcome but he really knew how to pick the right worksurface for our kitchen

He was very counterintuitive.

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👤︎ u/GenderStratomaster
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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I phoned up my interior designer.

"The carpet by the front of my house is ruined. I'm livid," I told him.

He said, "Have you got a doormat?"

I said, "How else do you think people get in?! And my name isn't Matt."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Being an interior designer must be the easiest job.

I mean, it's pretty shelf explanatory.

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👤︎ u/TheWondermonkey
📅︎ Feb 08 2018
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[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns

I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:

Sign Waves

Sign(2Ply)

Knot on wood

Ideas?

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👤︎ u/Chris_Hemsworth
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Dusty Springfield is starting her own Interior Design/Feng Shui business.

It's called "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Shelf"

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👤︎ u/Cyryoonake
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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