A list of puns related to "Kelly Hoppen"
https://en.leblon-delienne.com/product/mickey-take2-by-kelly-hoppen
I have fallen in love with this and I have no idea why!
Im not forking out 1800 euro for it though! Anyone see it anywhere?
Just curious of what everyone's opinion of her design stye is?
complain louder?
http://i.imgur.com/1MXORzq.png
From an email I received:
>CAPTAIN KATE MCCUE IS TAKING THE HELM
OF OUR MOST REVOLUTIONARY SHIP YET
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> Today is an exciting day for us at Celebrity Cruises. I am Beyond thrilled to announce that Captain Kate McCue, Americaβs firstβand still only - female cruise ship captain, will take the helm of Celebrity BeyondSM when she debuts in April 2022.
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> Captain Kate has been a trailblazer since taking the helm of Celebrity Summit in 2015 and, later, Celebrity Equinox. In March 2020, Captain Kate led the history-making, barrier-breaking sailing on Celebrity Edge made up of an all-female bridge and officer team. When cruising was suspended, she spent 7 months with her team on board to ensure her crewβs safe return home and implemented the now-famous βHope Floatsβ sunset salute to show support and solidarity within the marine community. Then, in June 2021 she led the Celebrity fleetβand the industryβback into operation when Celebrity Edge became the first cruise ship to sail from a U.S. port in more than a year. Captain Kate inspires everyone around her to shoot for the stars and encourages people from all walks of life to follow their dreams.
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> And now she will lead us into a new era of luxury travel on our next ship that will change the gameβagain. Brought to life by a dream team of icons, including multi-award-winning designer Kelly Hoppen, CBE, as well as celebrated designer Nate Berkus, Global Culinary Ambassador Chef Daniel Boulud, and Well-Being Advisor Gwyneth Paltrow, Celebrity Beyond is already the most highly-anticipated ship on the planet.
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> I simply canβt wait for you to experience this amazing new ship with our incomparable Captain Kate. Celebrity Beyond debuts on April 27, 2022 from Southampton England offering a variety of Mediterranean journeys before heading to the Caribbean in early October. I hope to see you on board.
I'm excited! I have one cruise booked on the Beyond. Since Captain Kate is currently on vacation, she won't be at the helm for my November sailing on the Edge, so maybe next year I'll get the chance to meet her haha.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
I recently had to change the thermostat cartridge of my shower since the shower only went hot and luke warm but never cold. I replaced the cartridge already however the problem is still there. I'd need to know how to adjust the cartridge properly or if the problem is somewhere else. This is the mentioned cartridge:
Thermostatic Cartridge for Crosswater CA43-29 KL4000RC
https://www.divapor.com/spares/showers/thermostatic-cartridge/crosswater-ca43-29-thermostatic-cartridge-used-on-kelly-hoppen-belgravia-kai-wisp.php
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