y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..
At some point, we'll have to draw the line
6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
The National Security Agency has intercepted a series of credible threats against Santa.
They have asked for help from the Department of Ho Ho Homeland security.
With over 25,000 yards a season as a quarterback in high school with no interceptions, he predicted he would be in the NFL
It did come to pass
The coach asked his quarterback to consider switching positions after an interception
He said βIβll passβ
"Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?"
"No, thanks. We'll pass."
The us navy should commission a new ship and name it "R"
The USS-R
Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it; "Sir, the USS-R is behind us!" "Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"
Are you a "c" from y = mx + c?
"Why?" "Why intercept me?"
