6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/717to321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2019
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The National Security Agency has intercepted a series of credible threats against Santa.

They have asked for help from the Department of Ho Ho Homeland security.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drwheatie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2018
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With over 25,000 yards a season as a quarterback in high school with no interceptions, he predicted he would be in the NFL

It did come to pass

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2018
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The coach asked his quarterback to consider switching positions after an interception

He said β€œI’ll pass”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ProfessorPoppinFresh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2018
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The us navy should commission a new ship and name it "R"

The USS-R

Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it; "Sir, the USS-R is behind us!" "Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sleazyridr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2019
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"Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?"

"No, thanks. We'll pass."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gutter_rat_serenade
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2015
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Are you a "c" from y = mx + c?

"Why?" "Why intercept me?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Future_Banner
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