6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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👤︎ u/717to321
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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The National Security Agency has intercepted a series of credible threats against Santa.

They have asked for help from the Department of Ho Ho Homeland security.

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👤︎ u/drwheatie
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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With over 25,000 yards a season as a quarterback in high school with no interceptions, he predicted he would be in the NFL

It did come to pass

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📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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The coach asked his quarterback to consider switching positions after an interception

He said “I’ll pass”

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📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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The us navy should commission a new ship and name it "R"

The USS-R

Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it; "Sir, the USS-R is behind us!" "Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"

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👤︎ u/Sleazyridr
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