A list of puns related to "Intension"
Camping... It's in tents...
Man, I'm thor.
I like to feel Joy.
Sleeping bags.
I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.
The fighting was intense.
βThis workout is intense!β He huffs to his friend. βMy heart is pounding!β
βHuh?β Says the friend.
βOh, sorry, I forgot youβre European. My heart is βkilogrammingβ.β He replies.
Old joke. Maybe fits here. First post. Thanks
The camp goers are pretty intense.
That was intense
Boyscouts
Thor.
Now I have to quit my job at the circus and cancel my camping trip.
Camping.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said βweird flex but OKβ
The truck driver comes to a stop. The woman in the car behind him gets out of her car and knocks on the truck driver's window:
"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"
The truck driver is confused and continues his path until the next stop. The woman knocks on his window again.
"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"
The truck driver is even more confused and continues to drive. At the next stop, the woman comes to knock again on his window.
"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"
The truck driver gets angry and says:
"Would you please shut up! I'm putting salt on the road!"
It was all good they woke him up an hour later.
Campers
It was a real Family Feud
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Wife: What on earth are you doing?
Me: I think Iβve some problems with my inner sole.
Whew, glad I got that off my chest.
Shit was intense.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
Just like camping.
So, naturally, my only response has been to adopt a pitiful look and steeple my hands above my head until she rolls her eyes and walks off!
It was intense.
I tell them they should see me when I'm camping...
It was intense
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