Natural log cabin +C
That makes it a beach house :)
Itβs difficult to differentiate between them.
..they make me feel even number.
She was still obsessed with her x
Because only siths deal in absolutes.
He remembered to add the sea.
Because he didn't have a driver's license
He is a real Mister Riemann.
They are an integral part of our society.
but I found it a little derivative
It was hard to differentiate between them.
But the odds were against them
I guess if they can afford to this,then they must really be....
rolling in the dough.The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
According to Calculus, we will get an Amazon, plus a sea.
A Prontosaurus!
Only a fraction of people understand that joke.
ln(x) chats it up and has a great time, but e^x stands against a wall.
βWhat's the matter?β ln(x) asks e^x.
βI'm nervous about integrating,β replies e^x, shyly covering its face.
βOh, that's simple,β ln(x) replies. βJust be yourself.β
lol calculus
She wears an algaebra.
A Wi-Fi thotspot
It's an integral part of education.
He canβt seem to deal with the aftermath.
I just don't see the point.
...the after-math
Now that's what I call structural integrity
....how can you even function ?
If I integrated a gym into my liquor store.
When he got to old man Johnsonβs house the old man said βMy yard doesnβt need any work, but my porch is in need of a coat of paint. Iβll pay you 50 bucks, and if you finish by sundown Iβll throw in a 50 dollar bonusβ.
With a confused look on his face little Johnny accepted the offer and got to work.
Less than an hour later little Johnny knocked on old man Johnsonβs door to collect his hundred dollars.
βAll finished, thatβll be one hundred dollarsβ!
Noticing there wasnβt a single drop of paint on the porch the old man started quizzing little Johnnys integrity.
βNow little Johnny, are you absolutely positively one hundred percent sure you finished painting my porchβ?
βI sure am! Oh and by the way thatβs not a porch, itβs a Ferrariβ!
I said, "It's a calc class, I guess you could say curves are integral to our class."
Groans filled the room. I laughed hysterically.
Cuz they donβt wanna integrate!
We're a fairly advanced society, we need jokes with content that makes us think. All these easy laughs are making us dumber by the second, and we just keep rewarding them with upvotes that convince the lazy among us to keep churning out lazy jokes. Comedy is one of the only common traits things in every society and culture on this planet and we may not always agree with what is funny, it's very subjective, but no society or culture has no comedy. It's one of the most effective unifiers in all human existence. Of course it's just my two cents, but we really need to avoid cheapening it. There are 6500 spoken languages in the world and this is the most widely spoken, the least spoken languages of course being sign language. Someone once said "a world without laughter would be like a world without warmth, a dark hole in the ground filled with cold water." I know they mean well, but I think it's worse than that. There are three unwritten rules for how comedy should function in the world. We have to learn to follow them or we're doomed as a people, forever, however just like there are two butts in the word "assassin", there are two caveats to this dire situation with lessons learned from the best there is. One is the lesson we can take from Switzerland, I'm not entirely sure what makes them so good at integrating comedy into their lives, but their flag is a huge plus. The other is the lesson we can learn from farmers who know how to put what's important first, how to put in the effort into growing something, and they are always outstanding in their field. We get too caught up in standard modalities of thinking and none of us are totally all right, in fact most of us are at least close to half left. In closing, the absence of comedy when you really think about it, is fear. Fear of the ups and downs of life, much like a fear of elevators. And just like a fear of elevators, we all must take steps to avoid it. Thank you for your time.
Disappointed
"Don't drink and Derive."
(Obviously not my OC.)
You integrate them
Seems like Mississippi still has a problem with
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integration
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But anti-derivatives are integral to our education.
Every time he tries to integrate, he ends up by himself.
..they make me feel even number.
He remembered to add the sea.
He remembered to add the sea.
It was impossible to differentiate between them.
f(x)=e^x and f(x)=ln(x) walk into a party. After a while, ln(x) is chatting everyone up and having a great time, while e^x is leaning on the wall and sulking. ln(x) asks eΛ£ what's wrong, and e^x says βI'm nervous about integrating.β ln(x) replies: βOh, it's simple, just be yourself and see.β
An integral part of mathematics
It's an integral part of a mathematics education.
