A list of puns related to "Integral Math"
He is a real Mister Riemann.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
Only a fraction of people understand that joke.
She wears an algaebra.
My view on my sub-par math teacher completely changed today. Both terrible amazing jokes were said today to the same kid, Tom.
Incident #1: Teacher: So how do you set up this integral? Tom: explains what numbers go where Teacher: Alright, and what are we integrating with respect to? Tom: Y. Teacher. Because I asked.
Incident #2: Teacher: And so, what is the answer? Tom: gives answer Teacher: Are you sure? Tom: Yes. Teacher: Oh, I thought you were Tom.
I was literally the only person in our 10 person class who laughed at those.
I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.
Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>
Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.
Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.
Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)
Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.
Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.
Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.
Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.
Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.
Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.
My wife: Nerds.
Me: You married me.
I was in maths today doing some further integration and complained about doing the trapezium rule again. He simply said 'Yeah the trapezium rule has its ups and downs.'
Of course i was the only one who laughed
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