In a duct bank.
Their jobs for granite
When I got framed. It really shattered my dreams, but don't worry I'll keep my pane at bay.
Now I keep hearing mysterious swooshing sounds and voices saying “touché.”
He was multi-fauceted
It gave him a monster dong.
They're calling it the car-purr-rater.
It was a tank-less job.
Because it requires having a login to flush.
but when I went to the store, I looked everywhere and didn't see any.
A URL Stine
Oh sorry, wrong place for this post
I expected people to ask questions about it, but it hasn't come up yet.
It's a win-win situation.
Then i found out the installer was a blind man.
People considered it a real turn-off.
I can’t cope with it
It was a rare medium well done.
My dog won’t shut up about it!
Nothing, its on the house.
Now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
you know in case someone gets hangry...
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
It was a tankless job.
After all the time and effort, it wouldn’t work for crap. 💩
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
It thought, it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
It's impeccable.
The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee." The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?"
"Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."
...but the whole thing turned out to be a big time sink.
They installed Windows.
A December 2023 domestic release seems likely for the first installment in the rebooted series, tentatively called Shriek.
Because they refused to become mass producers.
woofers
It’s a tankless job, but someone’s gotta do it!
He said it's a tankless job
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can’t rush the progress.
Chrome wasn’t built in a day!
It’s a tankless job.
Nobel Prize
Now its hands free
It's called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
It's now running on peak performance
My daughter and I have been trading these. Here is our current list - would love to hear more!
- I lost my job at the chess factory. I couldn’t work knights.
- I lost my job at the bank. A lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
- I lost my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
- I lost my job at the calendar factory. I took too many days off.
- I lost my job as a maze designed. I got lost in my work.
- I lost my job as an electrician. I was shocked!
- I lost my job as a psychic. I didn’t see it coming!
- I lost my job at the funeral home. Apparently, the options are “cremation” or “burial,” not “smoking” or “non-smoking.”
- I lost my job as an astronomer. I thought my work was looking up!
- I lost my job as a cyber criminal. I couldn’t hack it.
- I lost my job as a human cannonball. I got fired!
- I lost my job as a garbage collector. I had no training but I thought I would pick it up as I go.
- I lost my job as a math teacher, same job I’ve had since 2000. That’s 46 years down the drain!
- I lost my job in pool maintenance. It was too draining.
- I lost my job as a fisherman. I didn’t make enough net income.
- I lost my job as a baker. I really kneaded the dough!
- I lost my job as a historian. There was no future in it.
- I lost my job as a tour guide in Australia. I did not have the right koalafications.
- I lost my job at the upholstery repair shop. I may never recover.
- I lost my job as a massage therapist. I rubbed people the wrong way.
- I lost my job as a seamstress. And I tried sew hard.
- I lost my job as a musician. I just wasn’t noteworthy.
- I lost my job at the unemployment office. And I still need to go back there tomorrow.
- I lost my job feeding giraffes. I just wasn’t up to it.
- I lost my job as a water slide attendant. My career is going down the tubes.
- I lost my job at the paper shredding factory. It was a tearable job.
- I lost my job as a drummer. I’m sure there will be repercussions.
- I lost my job as a pole vaulter. I'll never get over it.
- I lost my job as a pet groomer. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it.
- I lost my job as a pastry tester. That job was a piece of cake.
- I lost my job as a mirror inspector. I could see myself doing that for a long time.
- I lost my job as a yoga instructor. I bent over backwards for them.
- I lost my job at Dunkin. It’s ok, I was fed up wit
