Never get in a fight with a window installer
They'll bring the pane!
It's a real pane.
I SHUTTER when I think where I’d be without this job.
It was a real pane.
(Credit to my partner Michael for all of my r/dadjokes entries).
It was paneless.
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
But they’re having trouble installing windows.
It was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
"I don't know [son], it depends on how well your house can run windows."
My dad just laid that gem on me. Thanks Dad 👍
I guess you could say I've changed my view.
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
Because they would have to install Windows on it
He'll install windows
They can't install Windows.
I recently had some workers in my apartment installing new windows. They said they would be done by 11:30 and I had noticed them doing 2 apartments a day so I assume lunch is at 11:30. It's 11:45 and I am walking by one of them and he says "I'm hungry", and without even looking up I said "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
The groans were quite loud, but there was at least one laugh.
edit: No, I did not get the chance to touch a window and say ouch, because of the window pain. I regret it.
Because to construct them, you need to install windows
He's really great at installing Windows!
It said I needed to install a new copy of Word-- but when I did, the file type was no longer compatible. I actually had to copy and paste it from a window of the old Word to a window of the new Word.
You were probably expecting a pun in this story, but there isn't one-- just a little play on Words.
It’s behind on production because they’re having trouble installing windows.
A group of us were walking by a building expansion that's been under construction for a while when one of my coworkers said, "Look! They're installing the large glass windows on the front!"
I couldn't help but say, "I guess that's a pretty clear indicator they're making progress!"
There may or may not have been a face palm afterwards.
It was going great until they attempted to install windows.
But you won't be able to see out of it, because you can't install Windows on Apple Products.
Microsoft confirms that there's an issue with their most recent patch: it can corrupt Windows installations. A Microsoft developer by the name of Benedict [Last name withheld due to reddit rules] admitted that the code he wrote was faulty and could lead to corruption of some system files. However, Microsoft still recommends downloading the patch, since these cases are rare, and a tool that repairs affected installations will be available by tomorrow, and can easily be downloaded, since the faulty patch doesn't break any Internet features. Microsoft estimates that only 0.002% of Windows installations will be affected, and that on all other PCs, the patch does fix the bug it addresses. Although some sources on the net claim otherwise, Microsoft states that...
Benedict's Blunder Patch is low-key.
Window Guy: "Once we get a delivery date from the factory, we'll call you to set up an install time. We like to shoot for 4-5 days after delivery. "
My Response: "So you'll call and give me a window?"
But they were having trouble installing windows.
