Ducktor, Ducktor, I've got a (insert problem here).
(insert wisequack here)
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So a bear walks into the bar and says "I'll have a............ [insert beverage here]"
And the bartender replies with "Why the big paws?"
What's the name of a nurse who inserts plastic tubes into people?
Catherine.
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Me: I'm going to ride on a vacuum cleaner instead of a broom!
Mom who is a witch: wierd hex but okay
Did you hear that scientists tried to insert lettuce DNA into a human embryo?
All they got was Human Romaines.
I hate it when a web service says "(insert name here) will never ask you for your password"
How am I supposed to login then?!
The troop's previous supplier of clown shoes had gone out of business (thanks <insert disliked president here>!).
To find another so quickly was no small "feet".
Man, I haven't (insert common thing) all year.
hearty laugh
The teenager at [insert fast food restaurant here] hands me my food and says "Sorry for the wait"
To which I reply "That's okay, I will lose it eventually"
Reddit, my oldest friend ever got a boob job.
I need puns to insert into every conversation I can.
Throwaway here... But what puns come to mind that you'd say to your best girlfriend to make playful fun to her about her boobs?
Me: these __________ (insert food item) taste funny.
Dad: are they clown flavored?!
