Today I purchased an inexpensive watering tube.

For some reason, my wife gets upset when I say I bought some cheap hose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quixote-Esque
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates! helmets, cheap gloves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I saw the police chasing a guy down the street, who'd just stolen an inexpensive board game......

It was a real trivial pursuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What is the most inexpensive let to keep?

I asked my daughter today if she knew what type of pet was the least expensive to keep.

She didn't know.

So I said birds. She said "oh." I let that sink in for a couple seconds before saying. "They're the cheepest".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimzomitch
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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I walked into the pet store and I spoke to the guy at the counter.

"I'm looking for an inexpensive pet and I heard your birds are going cheep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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World book day

Stuck for ideas for fancy dress for world book day?

May I suggest sending your child to school as the emperor from the story the emperor's new clothes.

Simple and inexpensive, what is not to like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Dad joked his own mom at a family gathering

My family was sitting around the table eating lunch and talking about how it's almost impossible to have true vacation time anymore. My grandma chucks in, "Your time is valuable." My dad immediately replies:

"Thyme is actually pretty inexpensive. Saffron, on the other hand, is quite valuable."

I love my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remake20
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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Visiting the Folks tonight

Younger sister is playing some quiz game on her phone.

Sis: "Which country has the most fjords? What's a fjord?"

Dad: "A relatively inexpensive vehicle made by the Fjord Motor Company."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smgeier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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