Inexpensiveness Puns

For some reason, my wife gets upset when I say I bought some cheap hose.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

It was a real trivial pursuit

I asked my daughter today if she knew what type of pet was the least expensive to keep.

She didn't know.

So I said birds. She said "oh." I let that sink in for a couple seconds before saying. "They're the cheepest".

"I'm looking for an inexpensive pet and I heard your birds are going cheep"

Stuck for ideas for fancy dress for world book day?

May I suggest sending your child to school as the emperor from the story the emperor's new clothes.

Simple and inexpensive, what is not to like?

My family was sitting around the table eating lunch and talking about how it's almost impossible to have true vacation time anymore. My grandma chucks in, "Your time is valuable." My dad immediately replies:

"Thyme is actually pretty inexpensive. Saffron, on the other hand, is quite valuable."

I love my dad.

Younger sister is playing some quiz game on her phone.

Sis: "Which country has the most fjords? What's a fjord?"

Dad: "A relatively inexpensive vehicle made by the Fjord Motor Company."