Nickel And Dime Puns

My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece

But you owe me 15 cents.

" it's hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"

Went to the bird store today Went to the cage section and one caught my eye. It was way over priced and all It had was a penny, dime, quarter half dollar in it. I asked why it was so much?

The manager said because it was a nickel-less cage.

I couldn’t be bothered to nickel-and-dome my dad. edit: nickel-and-dime*

She nickel and dimed him to death.

I really hope they don't nickel and dime me.

My cousin and I pour two buckets of coins in to the machine and it kicks out the rejects into a little slot. My cousin starts sending them back through the machine to try to get them accepted.

I look over and say, "come on, now you're just nickel and diming it."

The teller chuckles. My cousin rolls her eyes and says, "you're not funny."

I say, "that's just your two cents."