I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, “They're watch dogs'!
You have to admit the most inclusive horticulture is bonsai
cause it's anti-bigger-tree
All-inclusive vacation packages are scams
They can’t include vacation packages that don’t include themselves.
Last weekend, I went on vacation to a leather working-themed resort.
It was awl-inclusive.
gay bar dad joke
So my dad, and I were driving and we past a gay bar in my town. My father noted that there was a tow-truck in their parking lot, and with the biggest shit eating grin on his face he said "It looks like someone got rear-ended."
