I want a job just like in Inception.

It's my dream job.

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Why couldn't Leonardo DiCaprio browse the internet while doing Inception ?

Because it was made by NoLAN

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👤︎ u/MontagoDK
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Dad Joke Inception

While celebrating the birth of his newborn, a son is drinking with his father. The father turns to the son with a gift. "Here son, it is your time to have this" says the father as he hands across a book title '1001 Dad Jokes' "Wow, I don't know what to say" states the son "I am honoured" "Hi honoured, I'm dad"

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Dad-joke inception

My dad fishing with his father, my grandfather.

Grandfather: Looks like the sun is coming out

Dad: I've been here the whole time dad!

Grandfather: No, the bright one.

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STD Jokes Are Funny!

"Save the Dad", jokes are the best because they aren't funny until you get them.

STD jokes don't have to be vulgar or inappropriate to be funny. Just about anyone you share them with will eventually succumb to how infectious they really are.

I've noticed quite a few uncle's have incepted this sub and refuse to get off our couch. I love you brother but you need to get a job and stop telling my kids your viral jokes.

Why can't you just tell a good clean STD joke?

Who's with me? Can we "Save the dad" sub?

Please help spread your STD jokes so this sub can get back on track.

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👤︎ u/Iamkid
📅︎ Oct 04 2021
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My Yik Yak feed delivers

http://i.imgur.com/LT5FoFE.png

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Here's a story with a nice twist

https://preview.redd.it/lwkkovmrkz211.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=11dd11e7fdba807baadf681ca799f86be910fa66

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This is getting silly, but help me remember the name of the movie with Ellen Page where she got pregnant in high school...

...it had a certain Juno se qua

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👤︎ u/frinxo
📅︎ Jul 19 2017
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What's the difference between Bollywood and Hollywood?

Only the first letter

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I want to be like Leonardo DiCaprio from Inception.

He had a dream job.

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I want to be like Leonardo Decaprio from Inception.

He had a dream job!

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