Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
but we're okay now.
It was organized crime.
Me : "Who? Me or me?"
A bi-polar bear
A BULLimic
Said Tom being Frank
I'm just trying to B positive.
Bananas
"I hate having MPD" said Tom, being frank.
... But all things considered I'm actually doing quite well half the time.
An open relationship
Hispanic.
Example: Depresso, Anxietea
She said she couldn’t date a man with a reptile dysfunction
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
I never knew she was afraid of Santa and polar bears
I’m not sure how to feel about it.
They're called OCDC
They develop attic.
Judge: "I don't understand, what happened?"
Woman: "I work in a pharmacy. I met him when he first came there last week and asked to purchase an X-X-X-X-L condom. That's when I thought, for a happy pleasureful life, I should get him to marry me before any other girls find out and lap him up."
Judge: "ok.... then? "
Woman: "I held my excitement all day thru the wedding, waiting for the night..... so at night when I my curiosity couldn't wait any longer........I found out something."
Judge: "what?"
Woman: "the Bastard has speech disorder.... he STAMMERS!!"
He poops his pants every hour on the hour. Needles to say I have really shitty genes
Pepto-Dismal
Because it has only one I.
I Binged and purged.
Because of eating disorder.
They've got an altar ego.
I'm pretty sure they were talking about me.
Kid: "What's that disease called, the one that makes your spine all curved?"
Mom: "That's Scoliosis. It can also mess up your ribcage and shoulders."
Me: "The people who discovered Scoliosis actually had it themselves. It was a husband and wife team. I think their last name was Dover...
Kids: staring intensifies
Me: "... Ben Dover, and his wife Ilene Dover."
Because of eating disorder.
