First joke. Go easy on me fellas. In these difficult times of the pandemic, who could benefit most from herd immunity?
I have a COVID-19 joke .....
But don't want to spread it
Kids are sick so the wife is worried about their weakened immune system making it easier to catch COVID…
So I asked her “what about their weekday immune system?”
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
To protect against covid, someone should stand on top of a building and shout "IMMUNITY"
The we'll have herd immunity
I heard Chuck Norris has an auto-immune disease
Apparently the only one who can kick his ass is himself.
I don’t know why people are criticizing those who take Ivermectin for Covid…they’re just trying to achieve herd immunity.
Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?
After all his first name is No-vac
Why are ants immune to the coronavirus?
Because they have anty bodys.
Ugh, as soon as it strikes midnight on Saturday I start to feel sick.
It must be my weekend immune system.
Breaking news: Scientists have developed a soundtrack that boosts mental well being and improves immune response to Coronavirus
If approved by the FDA, it will greatly enhance heard immunity.
Patients who recover on Saturdays and Sundays have a weekend immune system.
I certainly don’t have nerd immunity. 🤦🏼♂️
My boss asked why I'm always sick on week days.
I told him it must be because of my week end immune system.
I told my wife that I read an article that we may never reach herd immunity.
"But the good news is i've also herd i'm min to you."
She didn't laugh as much as I did.
After calling in sick all week my boss called to inform me they saw photos of me partying on Saturday.
I responded that "I really was sick! I just have a weekend immune system!"
I have a mysterious illness where I seem to get sick only during the work week. So, I went to my doctor.
He said it was a weekend immune system.
I want to get rid of my kid’s cat because she tears up the furniture and poops in my shoes
But she has pediatric immunity
My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
Why did the ambassador not catch any illness while traveling abroad?
She had diplomatic immunity.
Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?
Because of their Auntie-bodies
As an immune deficient person, anti vaxxers make me sick
A joke about herd immunity isn't funny unless...
How small is the Omicron variant?
What do you call an emtional covid 19 immunization?
What's the best thing about being a test tube baby?
I want to tell a vaccine joke
Oven mitts make hands immune to heat.
At least to a certain degree.
(first post here. thought of this while making a hot pocket)
Why are ants immune during this global pandemic?
Because they have little antibodies.
I'm immune now
After two months of lockdown, inactivity and junk food, I have developed an antibody myself.
My mom's sisters said they are immune to all viruses.
They said it's because of their aunt-ey bodies.
Who knew dogs were immune?
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. Now we know WHO let the dogs out.
In 2022, I intend to only get sick on work days.
Call it a weekend immunity
Don't know what's your opinion about that, but being immune from dangerous diseases..
My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays..
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I get sick frequently, but only on work days.
I blame my weekend immune system.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days
I said it must be my weekend immune system
My boss said, I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
I seem to only get sick on weekdays.
It looks like I have a weekend immune system.
Immunity
Now you all have heard immunity.
The Amish have an auto-immune disease.
My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
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