Vaccinate Puns

I'd get the doctor to do it.

I'll have the doctor do it instead; he's trained for it.

I wonder what they putin

I believe it's best to let the doctor do it.

Edit: Thanks for the Silver :)

She freaked out and shouted "What?!!! Why??!!!"

I told her:

"I would rather have a doctor do that"

But then she gave it a shot

I’m a pediatrician.

We're going to let the doctors do it instead. It looks hard.

But it was worth a shot

Because you only get one shot.

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

The covid tester asked if I had experienced a sudden loss of taste. I said no, I always dress this way

It was worth a shot.

They are known as the Fighting Virish

it heard its going to be called No More Tiers

If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.

I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.

My wife: Who did?

Me: Yep.

Or 3 for a Pfizer

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.

I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.

...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.

I thought they'd be smaller.

It’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and im currently feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

It comes in two very large dosey-doses.

... Russian.

To get to the other side effects.

~~ brazenly stolen from Alexa with my own twist.

Quick PSA: I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать, это уродливый парень. Обожаю Владимира Путина!

unfortunately no one seems interested.

... Then Soviet

I hope I get Doritos.

A Russia

I think they’re Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess he’s Putin her life at stake.

They Put-in

Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.

He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.

...we could go up to their house, find an open window and vaccinate the kid using a 10 foot syringe.

I know it's a long shot.

They were russian

I will have the doctor do it.

I'd rather let the doctor do it

i would rather have a doctor do that.

Or 3 for a Pfizer!

If they survive the vaccine is safe but if they don't the country is safe

The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.