Imagine if a cow saved the world.
That would be legendairy.
Imagine moving to the North Pole ❄️
I don't think I could bear it
What is the most despicable cut of meat imaginable?
Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
People can imagine things
With aphantasia, I can't imagine how they do it.
Imagine an actor named Bic Cage. Like Nic Cage, but he takes...LIGHTER...roles.
Imagine a woman with 12 breasts
Sounds strange, dozen tit
I can’t imagine going a week without seeing my chiropractor
I have a serious crack addiction.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you
I can't imagine going 7 days without my wife
Do people people see colors when they dream?
Or is it just pigments of their imagination?
I asked my wife to pick 6 stems of asparagus from the garden. She came back with 7.
The last one is just a spare I guess.
I like to imagine a world where "sword" is a swear word...
Where you have to tell your children not to say the "S"-word.
Imagine if Aladdin took place in Italy and when he finally finds the lamp and gives it a good rub, out pops...
Imagine The Titanic with a lisp.
While trying to feed vegetables to our young children, my wife and I sometimes feel like John Lennon and Yoko Ono...
All we are saying is give peas a chance!
Do you think we actually dream in color?
Or are they just pigments of our imagination?
My wife keeps using the word "mansplaining" incorrectly...
I'm not sure what to do about it.
Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.
It would be truly alarming.
I had a great dream of a new colour last night!
I was quite frustrated when I woke up and it turned out to have been a pigment of my imagination…
I tried to push a big stack of paper over
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
If Mediums can communicate with the dead...
Imagine what a Large could do!
Freud is my grandpa's imaginary best friend...
I keep telling him that it's just a Sigmund of his imagination.
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
How much does a rainbow weigh?
Not much; it’s pretty light
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
Why won't the sea or shore laugh when you tell them jokes?
Because the sea is always salty and the shore is always a beach
Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?
Just saw a horrifying news story that an astronaut lost control on a spacewalk and is drifting in space.
NASA told him to be calm and he replied, "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"
No one appreciates gallows humor anymore.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine an actor named Bic Cage
Like Nic Cage, but he takes...LIGHTER...roles.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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