Haunted Mansion Puns

A list of puns related to "Haunted Mansion"

When I worked at the Haunted Mansion, a guest once asked me if we had any beer available.

I said, "No. We only have spirits here."

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👤︎ u/KCPStudios
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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I attended a comedy night at a haunted mansion

All the ghosts booed at me.

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👤︎ u/zance21
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Why did Luigi look so tipsy in his haunted mansion?

Because of all the Boos!

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👤︎ u/pacos-ego
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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Turns ot the busts on the haunted mansion ride at Disneyland don't actually look at you. They're just carved into the wall.

So that's a releif.

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👤︎ u/FremanKynes
📅︎ Dec 27 2016
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