Hilarious The Haunted Mansion Puns

When I worked at the Haunted Mansion, a guest once asked me if we had any beer available.

I said, "No. We only have spirits here."

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📅︎ Aug 28 2020

Turns ot the busts on the haunted mansion ride at Disneyland don't actually look at you. They're just carved into the wall.

So that's a releif.

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📅︎ Dec 27 2016

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