Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That’s the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/American_Spud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Imagine The Titanic with a lisp.

It's unthinkable.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.

It would be truly alarming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?

I'd be petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda

That's my fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.

wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SocialPerformer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Gimme some sweet karma for an account I'll never use again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idk_man_im_tired
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0LL3CT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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RIP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I’m sure he’s thrilled
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainRon16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Imagine Dragons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-ariyo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.

I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christmasbush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....

But he hesitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Someone tried to tell me a rabbit joke

I told them I don't carrot all for rabbit jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

Open Toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Porker22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLZ_Riptide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.

Just stop imagining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrisyGGgamer23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Ho ho ho!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajfoucault
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Our family's legacy

When my great granddad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my granddad, who then gave it to my dad, and one day, it will be mine.

It's our family hair loom. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.

They have to fit the Bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I overdosed on Viagra once....

Hardest day of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBMV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop

I go under cover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..

..the sixteenth Chapel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Elon Musk and Bill Gates teamed up and created an erectile dysfunction pill.

It's called Elongates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketPapa22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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honestly, Imagine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giantyetifeet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterNova924
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Can you imagine if your dog was an undercover reporter?

They’d be able to dig up so much dirt on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamAptor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is

I mean, it's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathTheTitan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....

It's unthinkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That's the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orthodoxtrucker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alluxin_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That's the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be a mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night

There would be MASS confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/300_Black0ut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There'd be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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