Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Imagine The Titanic with a lisp.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.
It would be truly alarming.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Gimme some sweet karma for an account I'll never use again
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
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︎ Nov 09 2020
RIP
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Iβm sure heβs thrilled
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Imagine Dragons
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, thereβs so much pressure on you all the time.s
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Someone tried to tell me a rabbit joke
I told them I don't carrot all for rabbit jokes
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Ho ho ho!
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Our family's legacy
When my great granddad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my granddad, who then gave it to my dad, and one day, it will be mine.
It's our family hair loom. :D
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I overdosed on Viagra once....
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop
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︎ May 22 2020
Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Elon Musk and Bill Gates teamed up and created an erectile dysfunction pill.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
honestly, Imagine.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Can you imagine if your dog was an undercover reporter?
Theyβd be able to dig up so much dirt on you.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
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