I told a joke to an ice sculpture

All I got back was a cold reaction

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👤︎ u/Calm-Basil
📅︎ Aug 01 2021
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I stole and tried to melt an ice sculpture

When the police kicked in my door they yelled: FREEZE!

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📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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Ice sculptures

Me and my dad walking past an ice sculpture.

Me: Ice sculptures are pretty cool, aren't they dad.

Dad: Yeah, they're freezing...

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📅︎ Feb 08 2014
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You know what would be nice?

A giant sculpture of an N, made out of ice.

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👤︎ u/Redylriws
📅︎ Mar 22 2018
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