Culinary Schools Puns

Wok this way, and talk this way

He failed the main course.

It was a stirring tribute.

The final was a piece of cake.

Life was tough in the gateau.

Because he was a slow cooker.

Spatula of Arts.

We were having a conversation with our family about cooking, and my dad just casually said to my sister (who’s birthday it is tomorrow:) Hey how do you like your eggs?

Sis: well if you’re talking about breakfast I like them sunny side up! Dad: Oh, well I like them in cake.

I instantly cracked up, and everyone else took a minute. It must be because I’m in culinary school.
I love you dad.

Culinary school, that is. Our chef tells her she needs to shred some cheese for the sandwiches we were making. So as she's walking over to get the tool she needs, I tell her,

"You'd better do a grate job."

I think those rolling eyes mean she's finally starting to like me back.

Talking with my niece about her senior project at a technical high school. She is in the culinary program and must make a dish representing her heritage. Since she is 50 % Native American, she went with Venison Chili.

My husband and I are hunters and we were able to provide her with some venison this year.

She mentioned another girl in the class was also doing venison but she ordered hers online and it was mailed to her.

I told her that hers was going to be better because hers was fresh.

Her younger brother looked at me with the most serious look on his face and asked, "If it's fresh, should we put it in the corner?"

Man, is he exactly like his father (my brother) and grandfather.

I'm a baking student in culinary school. Him: "Whats this brown spot on the counter? " Me: "It's from the lye for pretzels" He walks away while looking back "Are you lye-ing to me?"

The final was a piece of cake.