How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
2018: « Yo, dude, get woke. » 2019: « C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! » 2020: «... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. »
I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.
He can't just comprehend what attachments are!
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails
So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
All my baby says is A E I O U...
I have no idea where he picked up this vowel language.
I had a friend in high school who was a foreign exchange student, and he always took mine and my friend’s e-cigarettes
We called him the international juul thief
Robert E. Lee once said: "I like whiskey. I always did. And that is why I never drink it."
But that's just generally speaking.
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
They say I before E except after C.
All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.
Unless they teach science.
My mate gets really angry if you say a e i o or u in front of him
He has irritable vowel syndrome
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
Today I did a study on e. coli
I made a pretty shitty report
I just found out Michael Stipe from R.E.M. died, and only two people know..
That's me and the coroner.
I get upset whenever I hear a, e, i, o, or u.
Turns out I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
When I eat alphabet soup I only eat the A E I O U (and sometimes Y) out of it
So later I can have a nice big vowel movement.
😎
Affectionately,
Dad
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
I tried to play Scrabble without using the letter E
It was awkward, but not impossible
So a vowel saves another vowel's life. The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"
I was in A&E with a bad cut. I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches. She said “suture self”.
I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
I before E except after C doesn't always apply...
I hate the key E minor.
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
I before E, except after C.
This has been disproved by science.
I before E, except after C.
This has been disproved by science.
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