Do you know what the word "hypothetically" means?

No, but I can imagine a situation in which I might

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[an actual conversation I had with my beer loving father]

Me: "Hey dad, hypothetically, if the world suddenly ran out of beer, what would you do?"

Dad: "I'd probably swap to pandas."

Me: "Is ... is that like a type of cider?"

Dad: "No, it's a black and white animal."

Me: "Dad? There aren't any pandas in New Zealand?"

Dad: "Well, there's no bears either."

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Just imagine.... a world without hypothetical situations
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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👤︎ u/coot32
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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I was trying to imagine a world without hypotheticals.

I couldn’t.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a hypothetical question?
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Wingfield Brothers Inc: Degree project. A hypothetical company which make products based on puns.
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👤︎ u/VerGuy
📅︎ Jun 19 2011
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My coworkers were discussing hypothetical situations

Coworker 1: Would you rather be blind or deaf for the rest of your life?

Coworker 2: Deaf, because you can always get cochlear implants.

Me: Oh, so in this scenario we can cheat deaf?

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I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."

Al Gore Rhythms...

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There are two types of people in this world: those that can extrapolate the missing part of a set.
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👤︎ u/zythr009
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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Italian Dad

I visited my girlfriend in Italy, her dad didn't speak much english and I didn't speak much Italian. He's a really big Italian guy, and everytime we ate, my girlfriend would always have a really healthy meal. He would always get up from the table and say "my daughter is TOP model, top model" while spinning around and doing the most girly little dance.

Also everytime money was brought into conversation (he's considerably frugal) he would start kneeling hypothetically and praising the jew god, claiming he was of jewish descent.

Lol.

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