When you get wine hungover its called,

The grape depressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What did the hungover pita sandwich say?

I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dayinnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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My dog was looking hungover this morning

I asked him: how was last night? He said: rough rough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Why do the French eat so little for breakfast?

Because one egg is un Ε“uf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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Two birds run into a bank

Bird 1: what are we doing

Bird 2: we robin

Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnBuachaillEire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you do for a living?

I race cars.

Do you win many races?

No the cars are much faster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAWR_XD42069
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Dadjoked my mum for a spelling error.

I was out for a friend's birthday yesterday and I was texting my mum just now.

Her: "Where you hungover this morning?" Me: "In my bedroom."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cindres91
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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Why couldn't the hangman go to work?

He was too hungover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Dad---
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I once told my dad you miss 100% of the shots you don't take -

He said not when you're hungover - then you miss precisely 0% of the shots you did take!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Got on a plane behind a dad, mom, and 18 year old daughter....

Daughter says "where are we sitting?"

Dad says "down"

Girl is mortified, so embarrassed, beat red, and I'm falling down laughing as a hungover mid 20's man. I shake his hand. We laugh for a good half hour about it. Daughter proceeds to be humiliated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PennerFan2222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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Bacon Puns

Why didn’t the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!


Whats green and smells like bacon? Β Kermit the Frog’s finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?


Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.


Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Β Kevin Bacon


If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries


Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? A1: Frankenswine A2: Hamlet Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.


Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.


What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.


Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.


What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.


How do they get up there? In pigup trucks. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.


What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.


What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you’re bacon my heart melt.


What are they warned to watch out for? Pigpockets.


First Carter Page and now Betsy DeVos. Trump’s cabinet is like a game of six degrees of Kevin Bacon except with Russia.


Everything must be wrapped in bacon, including bacon.


If Kevin Bacon doesn’t whisper β€œHere comes the Baconator” before he has sex all my faith in humanity is lost


I’ll acknowledge Canada Day when they finally acknowledge that’s not bacon


If Donald Trump really KNOWS the average WORKER then where are the pics of Trump hungover in 7-Eleven buying bacon in sweat pants?


This guy ordered a vegetarian sandwich and then added bacon. It was like watching someone have a mid-life crisis and then find a cool hobby.


If we don’t build a wall on our northern border, they’ll soon be maple syrup & Canadian bacon trucks on every corner.


I signed an Executive Order to make Saturday morning bacon and eggs and pancakes with triple butter and syrup non-fattening.


My bedroom smells like maple, bacon and beaver…because I’m Canadian.


When the waitress calls you Babycakes you know you’re getting extr

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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Why couldn't the hangman go to work in the morning?

He was too hungover.

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