Funny Hangover Puns

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Last night’s a wild party and despite being new to the company you’re in, you enjoyed the moments with your co-workers. It was your first time getting drunk; most probably, you couldn’t even remember the rest of your activities that night. You were in your deep sleep when you’re woken up by two people arguing over your temporary coma. It was your seniors’ voices… Holy moly- Why were you the only one left here? (=ↀωↀ=) Henlo! We are Faux and Jemu from Crushout Lounge. This is actually our first time trying out voice acting in ASMR. We actually had fun writing and executing the script and hopefully, we could get to do more of this in the future and share the fun with you (≧◡≦)

Possible trigger/content warning, mentions of alcohol obviously, and discussion of vomit. TL;DR at bottom

I still struggle with my alcoholism but have thankfully come back from this point in my life.

I used to drink almost an entire fifth of cheap, rot-gut whiskey every night. The most I'd go without doing this was a day at a time, for about a year, but it was almost every day. At the time I was 20, probably like 140 lbs and female (still that last one though). Not sure if it matters.

Anyway, I woke up one day to the absolute worst hangover of my life. I don't really ever get hangover headaches but I do get crippling nausea. But it would only typically be 1-2 vomits in a day, and just super nauseous until the next day.

Well this day was different. I could hardly handle water. I couldn't even handle liquor that was leftover from the night before. All I ever had in the house was water, whiskey, soda/chasers, or beer.

After vomiting probably five or six times and rolling around in bed, visiting every single "hangover cure" page off Google, I resolved to go to the gas station and get some Powerade.

I picked green, blue, and pink flavors. While driving back home I was taking sips of the green one.

I reached the turn in to the homestead, which at the time was a run-down, packed, trashy trailer park. I was making that left turn and all of the sudden I could feel all of the beverage coming back. Considering I was in the middle of my turn, I could not stop the car and had to complete it. Well, the vomit came too soon and I spewed all over my steering wheel. This turned into one of the most embarrassing moments of my life; I guess the liquid triggered the horn in the car because it started going off consistently. I just started frantically pressing on it while going up the driveway up to my trailer but nothing was working. I saw some neighbors standing outside staring as I drove past with my horn going BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! I had no idea what to do. Probably woke up everyone who was still sleeping.

When I finally got parked in front of my trailer I just started punching the steering wheel until finally it ended. I was grossed out and mortified.

That's really it. For the rest of the day I just rolled around and tried to keep down my liquids. I think later in the evening after more sleep I felt a bit better. But yeah. I laugh on it now but I know for a fact that was the worst hangover I've ever had. Never vomited that much in a single day in my whole li

I'm looking for movies in line with:

• The Hangover
• Superbad
• Project X
• Due Date
• Pineapple Express
• Harold and Kumar

I really like this fresh and relatively new (usually past 2000) style of movie but I'm finding it difficulty to find similar movies (and honestly I can't even explain it very well). Any ideas fellow redditors?

Hi, I liked Two Night Stand and Hangover; I´m looking for a movie that is funny but also makes sense. I also liked Night at The Museum, Madagascar etc.

Everything welcome, but not movies like Bad Neighbours or Ted, I don´t like stuff like that

TL;DR: FUnny movies

Some examples are Superbad, the hangover, borat, Deadpool, hot fuzz, and tucker and dale vs evil

This happened to me this morning after a 2 day migraine episode where I got little sleep and vomited twice.

I was making my wife a protein shake for breakfast. No big deal as I’m feeling much better. I mix all the ingredients in the blender and leave their containers to put away once it’s done.

Only problem was in my post migraine fog I put the almond milk under the counter where the blender and stand goes once it’s clean, the and the blender stand in the fridge. Had no idea until she went to grab her shake from the fridge on her way out the door and was surprised to see the Ninja base on the first shelf of the fridge. She got a nice laugh out of it!

Luckily it wasn’t something serious and providing some much needed comic relief.

Only 6more hours to go and she's going very slowly round this store.

I just realized at work when I get a meeting request in email, I always look at the calendar to see what day and how early it is to determine if I'm likely to be hungover that day and if I needed to suggest that maybe we could pick another time or day.

ouch.

Until you get some sobriety under your belt. I almost hit 60 days before I went on my last bender. The first night, I thought "What the hell, I deserve this wine". That was 8 days ago and I spent almost all 8 of those days in bed, either drinking, sleeping or trying to recover.

I was a daily drinker for nearly 3 years, a big ol' classy bottle of wine. I never got hungover, or so I thought until I actually got
a taste of sobriety. Weird quirks that I hadn't even realized went away- the constant tension that caused me to crack my neck, after the first week, my anxiety was gone. I began able to concentrate on things, I was sleeping better, going to meetings on a daily basis until my work schedule interfered and I dropped down to rare meetings here and there. Things were getting better. That elusive Pink Cloud was in full effect- I was convinced I wasn't an alcoholic, I was drinking because of my problems. And what's so wrong with having a glass of wine to unwind? I earned it.

I also earned this horrendous hangover, this sleepless night and the anxiety I'll go through for a few days. The stomach ache, the throwing up, all the fun stuff. And for what? All I had to do was not pick up one drink: the first one.

I will not drink with you all tonight.