Old McDonald built up huge debts....

IO IO U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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My dog is huge but he isn’t very good-looking, smart or obedient.

I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandbyBigWardog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...

I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC

There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/40ozT0Freedom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I was in the garden last night and to my surprise there was this huge UFO, just hovering....

So, I rushed indoors to get the worst camera I could find, to film it with.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Just wanna say im a huge fan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Did you hear about that huge campfire?

It was friggin' in-tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What would a huge FBI scandal be called?

Investi-gate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AliTheHigh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.

To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.

Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Best game to play on a huge boat?

Yacht-zee

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer

They're calling it the Big Mac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?

They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitz_cuniculus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.

When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?

Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball-_-fondler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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This morning I killed a huge spider with my shoe

I don’t care how big a spider is, Nobody steals my shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_fish12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire

He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacononwaffles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A meowtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shininglice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory

Da brie was all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducati0411
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.

Finally, I threw in the towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I almost made a huge mistake applying to Rice University.

I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdmpersson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I'm a huge fan of that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chev-Raughn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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A huge metal fan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicBro16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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There must be a huge percentage of con men named Conner

So basically, stockbrokers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceCoolBrutus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.

Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.

It was the best barber queue ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I’m a huge fan of the rotation of the earth.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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A friend of mine is starting a new business... he thinks there's going to be a huge demand for cannabis-fed cattle.

I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VA_DiagSexAddict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff.

It’s a midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Where do you find the best pirates?

Costco. You can get a 4 pound apple pie for like $12.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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True Story - I saw a guy walking along with two huge mattresses strapped to his rucksack...

...I thought, at least he has something to fall back on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetCoverDrive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What is the difference between wife and terrorist?

Huge difference. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullMoon-Horror
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....

Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My 7 yr old sister did a huge fart and I told her to say excuse me and she follows with this:

Ex-POO-se me! 🀦

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papadom94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Grocery delivery just dropped off this huge onion.

Picture of onion

I don't know what to do with it. I am going to cry.

That is so not appealing. I am left fuming. I may go into a vegetative state.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Hi a huge metal fan, I'm dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyclone9175
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...

Pho Ton Torpedoes.

(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Did read the book about the elevator?

It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theclashwasright
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Huge metal fan!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lgm225
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Finally finished my huge book on the history of clocks.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I told my friend I was a big fan of Metallica.

He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tkl15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....

So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A Meowntain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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You can't not say it

In a freak accident today,a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair,the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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