Old McDonald built up huge debts....
My dog is huge but he isn’t very good-looking, smart or obedient.
I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
I was in the garden last night and to my surprise there was this huge UFO, just hovering....
So, I rushed indoors to get the worst camera I could find, to film it with.....
Just wanna say im a huge fan
Did you hear about that huge campfire?
It was friggin' in-tents.
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
What would a huge FBI scandal be called?
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
Best game to play on a huge boat?
McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer
They're calling it the Big Mac
Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?
Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
This morning I killed a huge spider with my shoe
I don’t care how big a spider is, Nobody steals my shoe!
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
What do you call a huge pile of cats?
There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory
Da brie was all over the place
My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.
Finally, I threw in the towel.
I almost made a huge mistake applying to Rice University.
I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
There must be a huge percentage of con men named Conner
So basically, stockbrokers.
I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
I’m a huge fan of the rotation of the earth.
A friend of mine is starting a new business... he thinks there's going to be a huge demand for cannabis-fed cattle.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff.
Where do you find the best pirates?
Costco. You can get a 4 pound apple pie for like $12.
True Story - I saw a guy walking along with two huge mattresses strapped to his rucksack...
...I thought, at least he has something to fall back on.
What is the difference between wife and terrorist?
Huge difference. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
My 7 yr old sister did a huge fart and I told her to say excuse me and she follows with this:
Grocery delivery just dropped off this huge onion.
Picture of onion
I don't know what to do with it. I am going to cry.
That is so not appealing. I am left fuming. I may go into a vegetative state.
Hi a huge metal fan, I'm dad
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
Did read the book about the elevator?
It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)
Finally finished my huge book on the history of clocks.
I told my friend I was a big fan of Metallica.
He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
What do you call a huge pile of cats?
You can't not say it
In a freak accident today,a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair,the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
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