Howie Puns

A list of puns related to "Howie"

What the local Hungry Howies changed their sign to after someone crashes their car into it.
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👤︎ u/magicalmanatee0
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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2 Knock knock jokes

Knock knock....... Who’s there?....... Howie........ Howie who?.......... Howie doing?

Knock knock........ Who’s there?........ Howie........ Howie who? .......... I’m doing pretty good, thanks.

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👤︎ u/MediocoreJOKER
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear about the new vasectomy doctor in town?

His name is Howie snippem. Specialist in Circumcisions. He works for tips.

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👤︎ u/kickbackhammocker92
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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What's the name of the space bounty hunter who used to host Deal or No Deal?

Howie Mandelorian

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👤︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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I love the song “this is how we do it”

And also I use it for introducing my friend Howie Dewitt

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👤︎ u/MartinBirk
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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The production staff of Car Talk at NPR

  • Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs

  • Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov

  • Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide

  • Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore

  • Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

  • Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood

  • Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass

  • Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout

  • Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder

  • Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing

  • Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors

  • Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz

  • Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff

  • Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer

  • Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket

  • Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales

  • Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz

  • Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz

  • Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive

  • Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall

  • Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov

  • Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods

  • Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy

  • Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling

  • Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot

Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

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👤︎ u/IcedPyro
📅︎ Jan 20 2016
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Roommate got me while watching game shows

So my roommate and I were making breakfast and we were watching Deal or No Deal reruns. Howie Mandel was making troll comments toward the contestant, and my friend shouted, "Howie, shit up! This is not Howie do it!"

I had to leave the room.

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👤︎ u/msquared980
📅︎ Aug 10 2015
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