A list of puns related to "House Of Card"
Iβm a Rachel Brosnafan.
Cardboard.
It was a massive blow
I think it was unintentional but the dialogue went:
Frank: Are you coming to the memorial today?
Claire: Do I have to?
Frank: No.
Claire: I'm buried right now.
Frank: Fine.
I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?
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What else do can you think of?!
Carl had this calling card of his. When he was nearly done burgling a house, he would put a brick inside the victim's washing machine, and switch it on. The washing machine would destroy itself, and the owners would know that the perpetrator could only be Carl.
Carl's number eventually came up, when he burgled a house with three savage guard dogs. They put an end to his burglary career.
I guess you could say, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Letβs talk about rights and lefts. Youβre right so I left
Marriage is: Finding the one person to ANNOY for the rest of your life!
To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.
When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.
Honeymoon: The holiday a man takes before he begins to work for a new boss.
When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
What do you call a melon thatβs not allowed to get married? Cantelope.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe
To many girls think the word βmarriageβ has a nice ring to it.
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
When a psychic showed me the girl Iβll marry, it was love at second sight.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, βArenβt you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?β The other replied, βYes, I am, I married the wrong man.β
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, βYou know, I was a fool when I married you.β The husband replied, βYes, dear, but I was in love and didnβt notice.β
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A man inserted an βadβ in the classifieds: βWife wantedβ.Β Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: βYou can have mine.β
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Whatβs the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?Β About 30 pounds.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Β Second marriage is
... keep reading on reddit β‘Dad: Do you have a date for Valentine's day?
Me: Yeah, House of Cards and a long car ride.
Dad: Well, I do
Me: Ummmm, okayy?
Dad: Yeah, it's February 14. I thought everyone knew that.
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