Literally just thought of this. If Homer Simpson was Canadian and the national anthem played on tv at the bar, you know how he would sing it?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite TV game show?
What did Homer Simpson say when he shot the wrong deer?
What will happen if Scooby transformed into Homer Simpson?
Homer Simpson brings his son to his favourite tavern, but the boy is shot and killed instantly. Who shot him?
Moe, because he's the Bart ender.
What do you get when you cross Homer Simpson and weed?
In the afterlife, I met Homer, Shakespeare, Percy Shelley, and Robert Frost.
It was the Dead Poet's Society.
Why couldn't Homer Simpson make guacamole?
Because he forgot the avoca-d'oh!
What's a pirate's favorite gaming platform?
What do you call an avocado that just can't even?
What does Homer use to make bread?
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite karate?
What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?
What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?
What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
Went to the doctors for a problem with my hearing and an ache in my ear.
Doctor: "Can you describe your symptoms?"
Me: "Marge has blue hair, and homer is a fat guy."
Homer Simpson is an alcoholic because he is following his dad's only piece of advise
What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?
Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?
Homer had a hard time writing factually.
It was his Achilles heel.
Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
Doctor, I think I’m going deaf.
Doctor said, “Describe the symptoms.”
Well, Homer is bald, Marge has blue hair…
*Homer robbing a bank*
Homer: gimme the money
Guy at the bank: Give you the what?
Homer: d’oh!!!
What is Homer Simpson’s favourite fruit?
What do you call someone that is afraid of The Simpsons?
My son called me a simp, after I googled what it meant, I said
I feel home when I read classical poetry
But when I read the Iliad I feel Homer
So if Marge and Homer Simpson are doing the dirty-do..
Does that make Marge a homer-sexual?
Homer Simpson was driving down the highway and hit a deer...
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
When I told my mate I was going deaf, he asked, “what are the symptoms?”
I said, “they’re a yellow cartoon family with Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie”
What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?
Went to the hospital once
I told the doctor "I'm having trouble with my hearing"
The doctor asked me "can you describe the symptoms?"
I replied "Marge has blue hair and Homer is the fat guy"
What's Homer Simpson's favorite drug?
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite hardware?
I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, “Can you describe the symptoms?” I replied, "Sure..."
“They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
What does Homer Simpson make his pizzas with?
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