Homeland Security Puns

A list of puns related to "Homeland Security"

Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?

If you pee something, pay something.

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👤︎ u/fubo
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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The National Security Agency has intercepted a series of credible threats against Santa.

They have asked for help from the Department of Ho Ho Homeland security.

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👤︎ u/drwheatie
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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