Holies Puns

A list of puns related to "Holies"

A most holy pun indeed.
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👤︎ u/Gwendywook
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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👤︎ u/Cornelius____
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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Need to see a holy man?
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👤︎ u/owlman93
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call a holy pirate?

An Arrrrchangel!

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👤︎ u/_are_you_srs_
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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what do you have after milking the holy cow?

legendairy

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👤︎ u/Naked_guy47
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Every star is holy. Why, you ask?

Because they all have mass!

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👤︎ u/SoleilDJade
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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Holy Cow
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👤︎ u/Doge_For_Bones
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Holy cow, 420K members!! This sub is Dope.
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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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What pokemon shoots holy water?

Blesstoise.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Holy sh*t
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👤︎ u/DarkLord9988
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Does this make Switzerland the Holy Land?
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👤︎ u/the_Jockstrap
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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The Holy Braille
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👤︎ u/MikuSama39
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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The most holy of shits
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👤︎ u/LuanGaff
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.

Lunch is on me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Holy cow!
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👤︎ u/MHHZ
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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The most holy of shits
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👤︎ u/LuanGaff
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Holy cookies
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👤︎ u/Tarlungs110466
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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How do you start a holy fire?

With a match made in Heaven.

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👤︎ u/teeim
📅︎ May 09 2020
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A holy ghost!
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👤︎ u/nadamehreen
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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The immaculate conception? The Holy Spirit was in the womb where it happened.
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👤︎ u/innerstrife
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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TIL that during the making of Monty Python's Holy Grail, a crazed gunman got on set.

John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats

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👤︎ u/mecoptera2
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Holy Sith dude.
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👤︎ u/darth_cheddar13
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/ash_bel
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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How do you make holy water?

you boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/TiltedPerspectives
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it...

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👤︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

(Apologies if this has been posted before.)

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👤︎ u/thealternatejack
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/mastr9ball
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/thishotleafjuice
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You take water and boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/DSofren
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/SuperSaiyanWes
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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How does one make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/QuantumXyt
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Scottdavies86
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Kids, How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!!!

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👤︎ u/balkso
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Adragontype
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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How to you make holy water?

Freeze it and drill the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/FrostlessIce
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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How do you make holy water?

By boiling the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/massassi
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Grandcanyon19
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/pyoid_loves_cats
📅︎ May 15 2020
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/peacemaker127
📅︎ May 07 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the Hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/eCockpit89
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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I found out how to make holy water!

You boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/Parkwad
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/slimyboomerang
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Do you know how to make holy water?

You just boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You burn the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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