Hippocratic Puns

A list of puns related to "Hippocratic"

I was going in for surgery to remove a cyst in my hand yesterday, and I asked one of the nurses if I'd be able to play piano after recovery.

She said yes!

I replied: "That's great, I've never been able to play before!"

The eyeroll I got back made me think she was thinking back over the Hippocratic oath to determine whether she could smother me with a pillow or not.

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👤︎ u/peterjswift
📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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What do you call a really clumsy doctor?

A hippocratic oaf.

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👤︎ u/Mahare
📅︎ Feb 26 2022
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Hippopotamuses have very thick and tough skin, so how do wildlife veterinarians give them shots?

They use hippo-dermic needles.

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👤︎ u/Dream_Song14
📅︎ Oct 21 2021
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