I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants coming over the hill?
"Here come the elephants coming over the hill"
What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?
Well, it’s black and white.
Why did the non-binary prospector head out West?
Because there was gold in them/their hills!
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
What is orange and hikes around in the hills?
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
How does harry potter get down a hill?
Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?
I was walking down a hill and fell down.
mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill areas 🥸
What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?
The penguin who pushed him!
Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?
Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.
What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
How many wives can a monk have ?
credit(Indian Hills community)
Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.
Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.
"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.
Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."
A 3 legged dog walks into the bar.
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. “Wild turkeys?” “Nine deer, dad!”....
“I didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied
r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
Tired!
I have great memories of my childhood. I remember my dad taking me up to the downs and putting me in a tyre and rolling me down the hill!
They were good years
I dug up an ant hill and some of these ants had two little balls on their abdomen. What are they?
I heard once that going down a hill, a bloke tripped with a coffin, and dropped it
He went into a chemist, and said, ‘I need something to stop my coffin’
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer
He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
Why do mountains make good comedians?
Because they're hill areas...
A dad joke...
The Himalayas aren't the best mountains, but they're up there.
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
By walking!.... JK ROLLING!
You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking
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