A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at hi
I bought some sneakers from the local drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
Did you hear about the man who got mad and lost his toupee?
He just wigged out.
My husband told me that for Christmas I should make a wreath out of $100 dollar bills
A wreath of Franklins.
What do you call a condiment that is brilliant but also corny????
Cheez Whiz...
