Everyone here pun on r/punpatrol, r/puncourt, r/punkgb, and any other anti-pun subreddits!
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a “b” comes after it!
Just gonna leaf this here
Our doorbell rang and my son called to me, "Dad, there's a salesman here with a mustache!" I yelled back...
"Tell him I've already got one!"
I'm here all week! Try the veal!
I Made this today i think it belongs here I couldn't stop laughing while making it 😂
Really giving it my awl here in the shop
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
First time posting here, please be lentil.
I haven't any pie on pi day, so here's a pun instead
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. First one says "boy it sure is hot in here."
The other yells, "Oh my god! It's a talking muffin!"
If you are thinking of settling down, here’s some advice: Don’t date soccer players.
There’s only a 1/11 chance that they’re a keeper.
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
What the hell am I dough-in’ here? I donut belong here
Going out on a limb here hoping this is not a repost
Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...
Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
Saw this in another sub but thought it belonged here
URINE for a treat right here! A sticker on the bathroom wall at work.
2 muffins baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Gosh, it's hot in here". The other replies;
"AAAAHH! TALKING MUFFIN!"
I just learned the past tense of remove!
Mom here but hope you like it. Why do skeletons stay calm?
Nothing gets under their skin
Any software people here?
I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
Does this deserve to be here?
I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
My friend wanted to show me a dad joke on here
I just haven’t reddit yet
Edit: omg i never expected this to do so good, i usually get 3/4 upvotes, thank you all so much!!
Those small packets of ketchup are here because the big bottles didn't know what a condiment.
Here's a joke you've never heard before
A mess of puns in here...
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
A dad joke...what else do we put here?
Wife: You ruined my birthday
Me: Impossible, I don't even know when your birthday is
Here’s a joke in Spanish:
My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
Step 27
Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
If you're here for the yodelling lesson....
Pleased form an orderly,orderly,orderly,orderly queue.
Park it over it here
My mom likes pulling straight into park spots. My dad prefers to back in. I don't care. I'm Neutral
The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
Shamelessly stolen on twitter, no clue about who did that. I have to dig something here...
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