Priest: do you enjoy being a Heretic?

Heretic: I don’t just enjoy being a heretic, it’s a blasphemy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeri5
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What do you call a heretic who loves wine?

Zinfadel!

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What do you call a breath freshener for atheists?

A heretic-tac.

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Typo'd dad joke.

Friend and I were having a rather bizarre discussion online when it jokingly turned into this:

Friend: "Anyone who denies (insert comic character) is a heretic. He's a minor deity."

Me: "Oookay, I'm going to stop you there."

Friend: "Probably a god thing."

(I'm not sure this constitutes a dad joke, but the unintentional pun immediately made me think of you guys. Sorry for any offense!)

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